Week 2 Round Up
CB IS BACK!!! A big win vs arguably the Ooh Goat. Wentz injured again with only 8 pass attempts? Completed 3 and some other no name with 1 reception for 62 yards and a score.
CB found how to throw the ball with 16-19 for 248 yards and 3 scores.
A close mid afternoon game as Brent falls to the Seahawks. Bad day for Greene as he throws 5 picks but his defence completely shut down Russell Wilson. Milner drags the hawks to the win with 121 yards and a score.
High scoring close game as the Falcons get another good win. Cam and CMC both with good games but not as good as Rosen and Freeman as they move to 2-0.
Another close one as the Broncos get a div win (both divisional win and a win over a div) Matt Ryan with a better game than last week and Rafferty performed for the Raiders. Tough loss for Glyn.
Well well well. Game of the week in Cincinati as they bounce back from a tough div loss (moose also a div) Wasn’t much defence on show in this one as it went punt less until the fourth quarter. Mahomes on it as he completes 80% of his passes for 387 yards and 5 scores. Geno hungry again as he gets 2 sacks and a forced fumble. Lamar on it for the Ravens as he racks up 400 yards through the air and with his legs and grabs 5 touchdowns. Tough loss for X but he’ll be in the wildcard hunt on that showing.
Lil Momma almost back to getting his real tag back with a big win over the Browns. Trubi sucked again but Cohen gets them over the line. Mack with a big game on D as he sacks Mayfield 3 times. Bad day at the office for Baker as he throws 3 picks.
Old Rob back? Huge win for the Buccs over a tough divisional opponent. Big man Vita Vea with 3 sacks and a bad day for Ambrose as he throws 4 pics and the Buccs and Vita shut down the run.
Useless Oli loses. Utterly hopeless Oli lets the eliminator down. Well done Rhys, but ffs Oli. One job!!!
Regular season Ben is back with a high scoring win over the Vikings. Mariota through the air and with his legs gets it done with 4 touchdowns. I’ve been reliably informed that Dalvin Cook as tattied his Leg (Moose whats that like?) and is done for the season. Thielan with a big day for the Vikings as he puts up 154 yards and 3 scores.
<Insert Dolphins lose write up here>
Big win for the OoH child as he knocks off the man without a mic. Gurley carrying the Rams on his back and Donald getting it done on defence with 3 sacks. Tough day on the ground for the Niners as Waters (Who da fuq is dat guy) carried for only 24 yards. Bosa getting 3 sacks for the Niners the only positive from the game.
DJ moves to 2-0 with a win over the cards. Colvin and Henry looking solid for the Titans as they look to win the AFC south.
Colts sneak this matchup as TY gets another big portion of catches (eyes emoji). Tough game for ARod as he doesnt throw for a TD and throws 1 pick. Top rusher for the chargers on a massive 5 yards with 1 score.
Incredibly tight matchup as the cowboys fall to Danny Dimes and the G Men. Saquan goes off for 216 yards and two scores while Zeke on the other side goes for 256 and 3 scores. Battle of the running backs and although Zeke won that battle, the Giants won the war and come away with the W.
Ha unlucky moose. An absolute shit show of a Qb performance in this game as both QBs throw for 5 picks each. Wowzer. No running game either for either team and they may as well have both stayed at home. None the less, the Pack get the win (Ha unlucky Moose)!!
Week 2 Eliminator Results
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