Weve done something similar before but we thought we’d focus on GOT
Joffrey – aka Jerry
Prone to tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. Has a completely unfounded believe he should be king, but that said, his meltdowns are highly entertaining and you can’t have the hero without the villain
Robb Stark – Aka Rob
One of the good guys – but sometimes on the fence too much. One day he will rage into battle, who will be behind him? Oh and they are both called Rob.
Ned Stark – aka Moose
Face of the leadership of this shit show. Will no doubt die on the sword of what he believes in. Probably says “bastard” as much as Sean Bean did when he was Sharpe.
Bran Stark – aka Jimmy
Often the voice of reason. Doesn’t fight his way to success, uses his cunninglinguistic skills to get what he needs. Smart man too.
Tyrion Lannister – aka Alistair
Great at planning the battles (GM) but then seems to not actually win the fight itself (Games). Has a way with words and forked tongue.
Jaime Lanister – aka Ben
Despite initial reticence about the fact Ben is a 1/10 looks wise and Jaime here is the definition of a heart throb, we all agreed that the fact they both have dodgy hands makes this obvious. Add to that at some point Ben is likely to move from fancying kids to family members it was a done deal
Jon Snow – aka Tom V
Those who attended the draft day meet up will know this is based on (self proclaimed looks). Whilst it looks like Jon Snow went on a chicken nugget diet, ran over by a bus and then tortured for 40 years – we can kind of see it (basically has black long hair)
Valyrs – aka Glyn
Behind the scenes influencer with no balls.
Twyn Lannister – aka CB
A grumpy, angry, old c**t – who we all respect and admire.
Samwell – aka Daly
Lovable village idiot who’s silly little face belies his intelligence
Ice King – aka SC
Most of my time on the forum is spent trying to think of something funny enough to get a like from him. The cold man from the cold place above the wall. Can kill you with one dagger (of a comment)
Baelish – aka Oli
Sneaky little f*cker that can’t be trusted
Jorah – aka Ritchie
Man of honour that is always friendzone – particularly by strippers.
Gregor – aka Aaron
Nothing to do with looks – but the definition of “difficult to pin down”
Hound – aka JR
Big f*cker who calls everyone a c*nt
Bronn – aka VFJ
Mercenary who only turns up to play and goes all out attack, doesn’t do defending
Ramsey – aka Al
Hes had this one before. this is what was said last time “Bit of a Cuba but seems to enjoy revelling in it. Can be very successful in dominating opposition but his wild claims of amazingness only set him up for the kingdom to want him to lose”
Basically still relevant, some men Mr Wayne…just want to see the world burn.
Oberyn – aka Kadeem
Cool as f*ck. Wouldn’t be surprised to see in Narco’s too…
Theon – aka James
Last time it was Craig, this time its James. No balls and basically does whatever Craig tells him to. Definitely tanking. Definitely
Hodor – aka Craig
Hodorrrrrr where spreadsheet? Hodooooooorrrrr
Davos – aka TO
Bit useless but old and loyal
Stannis – aka Prime
Grumpy and (now) very political
King Robert – aka Wayne
Spends most of his time drunk or having kids
Tommon – aka Rory
Child and future king – maybe
Benjan – aka X
Disappeared then suddenly rocks up out of nowhere
Brienne – aka Michael
No-one knows fuck all about her
Iilyn Payne – aka Ryan
Lost the power to speak
Jaqen – aka Andre
Foreigner with many faces and identities
Mance – aka Paul
Raider from the North of the wall, a little more civilised than his followers but still a wildling
Beric – aka BS
This f*cker just will not die.
Podrick – aka Griff
Not a natural warrior…but trying his best, bless
Aemon – aka DJ
Older than time itself
Thanks for watching, Honest Jims